This morning I pulled up the NY Times website, and read two front-page articles:
The Food and Drug Administration today approved over-the-counter sales of the “morning-after” contraceptive pill to women 18 and older.
The International Astronomical Union set new guidelines that downsized the solar system from nine planets to eight.
How long have I been in bed?????
Three Wrecks Guaranteed To Make Your Eye Twitch
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This cookie cake is the visual equivalent of cruising down a smooth,
freshly paved highway... and having your front tire fall off:
*Oooh. So close.*
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