I had bug dreams last night. Lots of them. The most memorable were the one about the bees and the one about the spiders.
The bees had built a nest outside my front door. The damn pests kept getting in the house somehow! I couldn't leave the house! I had to call in sick for fear of being swarmed if I went outside!
The spiders were all over inside my house! I literally couldn't leave my bed because the floor was moving, there were so many of them! The cats and I were chillin' on the bed, trying to figure out what to do, when they started climbing up the bed posts, onto the mattress. I called 911, but eventually just climbed out the window next to my bed.
I think the presidential debate affected my sleep. More on that later.
To The Pain
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These cakes have been left to wallow in their freakish misery forever, but
we viewers are the ones who really suffer for it.
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