I had bad dreams last night, which I suspect were spawned by PBS' election coverage. I was completely heartbroken this morning after waking from a dream about Matt. I found out that he was sleeping with Penelope Cruz on the side! When I got upset, he told me that I needed to learn to share. Apparently we lived with his mother, and she didn't make me feel much better. She said, "Yes, he probably shouldn't have had his other friend over when you were home, but really, you should calm down, dear."
Wine smoothies for breakfast, anyone?
And I Thought "Hole Pile" Sounded Bad
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When it comes to naming pastries, you could say this bakery has really hit
bottom:
But then, maybe this is a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing?
{Ew.}
Butt ...
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