I've had a bad headcold. The other day, I actually became excited about my boogers.
You know the routine. You have a nasty cold for a week and have to call in sick for a few days. You realize that things are looking up when you're laying in bed at night and your nostrils start doing that popping thing, and you're suddenly able to breathe through your nose. A day or two later you perform your ritual of the morning nose blow, and boogers come out. Actual firm little boogers. What a relief!
The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained
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It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what
I'm doing with this ficus.
*::uncomfortable silence::*
Soooo... I notice you...

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