New Year's Resolutions:
1. Floss!!!!
2. Clean my disaster of an apartment.
3. Keep it that way.
4. Less alcohol = Fewer hangovers
5. Exercise.
6. Beauty treatment schedule.
7. Return phone calls.
Flows Like The Wrinkly, Tied-Together Bed Sheets Of A Tower Escapee
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Bride-to-be Melissa spent a total of 8 *hours* before her wedding
consulting with her baker, literally painting a picture of her dream garden
cake with i...

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