Things I never thought I would hear myself say:
1. I'm really enjoying my job, but I'd like to expand my skills in accounting. If I bought some books and took online bookkeeping/accounting courses, would the company give a partial reimbursement?
2. What about HTML???
3. Gawd that incense is strong; Can we move it to another room???
4. I don't know how I ever survived without email and a cell phone. And EVITE.
5. I know it's late, and I should go to bed, but this Mozart is ROCKING MY FACE OFF. BOO-YAH.
Pan-Tastic!
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*peppy infomercial music*
[yelling in a high-pitched monotone]
HI JOHNNY YATES HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL PAN-TASTIC ALL-IN-ONE CAKE PAN. THE
FASTEST, EASIES...
1 comment:
That's because Mozart is a fucking rock star.
When people ask what kind of music I listen to, my usual reply is "Baroque, progressive rock, that sort of stuff".
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