She's such a nutjob. She hates Easter. And Russians. No, she didn't tell me all of this in the same conversation, but she may as well have for all the sense it makes. I have no idea why she hates Easter and Russians - I didn't bother asking. If I had asked, I would have to hear more of her Crazy.
I spent $20 on chocolate and red wine today. Is it time to go home yet???
The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained
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It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what
I'm doing with this ficus.
*::uncomfortable silence::*
Soooo... I notice you...

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