Text message conversation which took place at 730am:
Nick: Good morning sleepy face! I love you! Don't forget to get up!
Me: I'm already on the bus!
Nick: Whoa! Who are you???
Me: I'm "Get To Work On Time Girl". My superpower is fastest shower west of the Mississippi.
Eat Your Heart Out, Shakespeare
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*[walking into spotlight]*
*[striking dramatic pose]*
*Poo bee...* *... or NOT poo bee?* *That is the question.*
*[raising fist to the heavens]*
*W...
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