Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
WE NEED MORE ROOSTER TEARS
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"Missus Jen, how many wrecks does it take to get to the center of your
resolve against believing in a voodoo curse placed on our bakeries' numeric
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3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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