Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
A Scholarly Salute
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It's Teacher Appreciation Month, my friends, so if you can read this, thank
a teacher! (And if you *can't* read this, then... uh... wait. Never mind.)
Ah...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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