Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
Romancing The Scone
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John and I are celebrating our 28th wedding anniversary this month so I've
graciously decided to share some romance secrets with y'all! Let's start
with ...

3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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