Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained
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It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what
I'm doing with this ficus.
*::uncomfortable silence::*
Soooo... I notice you...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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