Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
True Colors
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*You with the baaad eyes*
*Don't be discouraged!*
*Oh I realize*
*It's hard to read orders*
*In a shop full of people*
*Who drive you up a wall*
*An...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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