Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
Against The Grain
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Y'know...
...maybe the bride *shouldn't* have ordered a *whole wheat* wedding cake.
*Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is alw...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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