This morning I pulled up the NY Times website, and read two front-page articles:
The Food and Drug Administration today approved over-the-counter sales of the “morning-after” contraceptive pill to women 18 and older.
The International Astronomical Union set new guidelines that downsized the solar system from nine planets to eight.
How long have I been in bed?????
Perfectly Lovely And "BIG AND THICK"
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This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys. *Perfectly lovely.*
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[side eye]
But I'm not the only one who sees it, right?
#DirtyMindsUnite
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