A Cake Wrecks Correspondence - *"A Typical Day Of John Checking E-Mail" * Dear [REDACTED], Thank you for choosing Cake Wrecks for such an important occasion! I'd be delighted to offer...
Friday, March 31, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
I think it's nice that we're so comfortable together. Unfortunately I still have to draw the line with farting in front of you, even though you try to encourage me by saying that I'll be more comfortable if I just get it over with already.
I like that I can be goofy around you, and you think it's funny, and not stupid. I can say "Maaaarrryyyyyy", and you get it. We both like to play Scrabble! Remember a few weeks ago, when we were cracking jokes about Scrabble, and we figured out that we both have the scores memorized for each letter? It was amusing at the time, but please don't tell anyone, okay?
Anyway, I should get going. Y'know how your friends always comment that I don't actually work when I'm at the office? Yeah.