Me: This cake looks like crap
Nick: No, it looks good!
Me: No, seriously. See the white fondant trim, it has smudges all over it from the black frosting.
Nick: Well, I think it's fine.
Me: I know, but I just wanted it to be really clean.
Nick: Honey, you are an amazing baker, but if there's one thing you're NOT, it's clean.
This morning I woke up and there were black frosting spots all over the sheets which came from somewhere on my body.
Dirty-Minded Decorators - Aw, look at the sweet cake for Sarah-Maude's second birthday: [squinting] Although, those balloons look a little odd, don't they? Let's take a closer ...