Me: Ah! I'm brilliant!
Me: So...I have an idea for a "alcohol abuse affects those around you" commercial
Me: It opens with a couple having a party...so many people bring beer that they have to store it in a cooler out on the deck...
Me: One night, the boyfriend decides to get a beer.
Me: We'll call him Nick
Me: The next morning, the girlfriend gets out of bed and sees a soaking wet, very unhappy cat locked out on the deck.
Me: We'll call the girlfriend "Kim" and the cat "Cricket"
Me: Dood. She won't come out of hiding from the litter box.
T: Oh man
T: Poor cat
Dirty-Minded Decorators - Aw, look at the sweet cake for Sarah-Maude's second birthday: [squinting] Although, those balloons look a little odd, don't they? Let's take a closer ...