So, when I blow my nose, I get paranoid about leftovers, so I always have to look to make sure that I've done an adequate job of cleaning things up. Yesterday I locked myself in a bathroom stall for the initial sinus flushing, then I went to the mirror to check on my progress. As I was lifting the end of my nose to look in my left nostril, my finger slipped, and I jabbed myself in the eye.
At first, I was in a state of shock. "I can't believe I just did that!" However, my amazement was soon replaced by really intense pain, and then the waterworks started up.
Unlike the underwear conversation of a few weeks ago, I did not divulge too much information this time! Even though I only told my coworker that I had poked myself in the eye, he still made fun of me.
You Say Hello, And I Say Goodbye
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The arrival of a new baby is usually a time of joy and celebration.
Er...usually.
"Well, the stork was busy, so we figured we'd just chuck the lil' tyke ...
2 comments:
You poked yourself in the eye? Thats hillarious. You know what else is funny? I JUST now got the title.
Pastry Case. Clever. I am now going to refer to all ice maidens as Delfield's.
That's fantastic, Sean! Like when I suddenly realized the double meaning behind the show title "Just Shoot Me".
You're a funny guy!
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