Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
FIST FLOWERS OF DOOM
-
Ahh, Spring! The air is crisp, the flowers are blooming, and the garden
slugs are JUST peeking out from their hidey holes:
...in our cakes.
Ew.
Maybe we...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
Post a Comment