Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
Ode to Spring
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*With apologies to **Peter, Paul, and Mary**.*
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*Where have all the flowers gone?*
*I'm just asking!*
*Where have all the flowers gone?*
*I'd lik...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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