Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
From The Baker Formerly Known As Prince
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I was working part time in a bakery line
My boss was Mr. Wreckie
He told me several times that he didn't like my signs
'Cuz I spelled too "creatively"
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3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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