Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
Limer-Icks
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*There once was a wedding confection*
*That failed the bride's final inspection*
*So we grabbed an airbrush*
*Painted it in a rush*
*And told Yanks it ...
3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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