Apparently farting in bed automatically grants you an honorary penis.
Who knew?
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD
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I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.
I'm just not sure WHAT.
Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! *What is it?* What's wrong?
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3 comments:
Must be a great conversation piece at parties!
It really is! And you know the best part? It makes accessorizing so much easier!
Yes, accessorizing has never been easier for me since I had one. But it's truly not a penis till you give it a name.
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