New Year's Resolutions:
1. Floss!!!!
2. Clean my disaster of an apartment.
3. Keep it that way.
4. Less alcohol = Fewer hangovers
5. Exercise.
6. Beauty treatment schedule.
7. Return phone calls.
New Discoveries in the Animal Kingdom
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I believe that all new scientific discoveries should be announced via cake,
don't you?
[pushing back glasses and consulting clipboard] Ladies and gentlem...


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