Jesus Christ. Good thing I don't want kids. Trying to use the new steam cleaner on the couch. First, couldn't get the cap off the reservoir. It finally went, unexpectedly, causing me to knock over the solution, which exploded all over me. Clean that up. During cleaning, try to figure out why spray is going sideways. Spray self in face. Tasty.
UPDATE - Sent the following morning:
Oh my god. There is something seriously amiss with my karma. Steam cleaned the entire couch yesterday. This morning I woke up and one of the cats had puked all over the center cushion. Awesome.
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