Nick and I are driving home from breakfast, and as we're pulling up to a red light we see a bumper sticker that says, "Nice truck. Sorry about your small penis". Three cars later, at the same red light, a 4X4 "off road" truck with a window sticker that says, "It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."
Huh.
In The Not-So-Distant Future...
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*Greetings. I am Siri3000, your automated cake decorator. How may I help
you?*
"Siri, I need a cake."
*dingding*
*I am programmed with 12 billion differ...

