Nick and I are driving home from breakfast, and as we're pulling up to a red light we see a bumper sticker that says, "Nice truck. Sorry about your small penis". Three cars later, at the same red light, a 4X4 "off road" truck with a window sticker that says, "It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."
Huh.
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...