Thursday, December 16, 2004

Helping hand

There should be a handle in women's restroom stalls. Nothing major - just a little handle on the inside of the door. Y'know, something for us "hoverers" to hold on to when we're going about our business. This would be especially helpful in bar restrooms. I don't know of many women who can do a balanced squat in high-heels after a few drinks. In my experience, it's a big ol' disaster.


price of goo said...

Why don't you just use the paper seat covers? What do you do if you have to pooh?

Kim said...

I'm not convinced that those toilet seat covers do a very good job - especially when it comes to bar restrooms. Maybe they should come out with toilet seat condoms. Then we'll talk.

Girls don't poo. Everyone knows that.