I've had a bad headcold. The other day, I actually became excited about my boogers.
You know the routine. You have a nasty cold for a week and have to call in sick for a few days. You realize that things are looking up when you're laying in bed at night and your nostrils start doing that popping thing, and you're suddenly able to breathe through your nose. A day or two later you perform your ritual of the morning nose blow, and boogers come out. Actual firm little boogers. What a relief!
No Butts!
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You know bakeries are cracking down pretty hard when they feel the need to
remove the "ass" from "Associate."
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