- If you don't make any mistakes, you're not working hard enough.
- If you're not having fun, you should go work somewhere else.
- I have a niece named Kimberly, so don't be offended if I accidentally call you "Kimmie"
- You're such a smartass - Nicely done.
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
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