Today's email conversation with Matt:
Me:After work today, can you please run to the store? I need a few packages of semisweet chocolate chips, and a few packages of reeces peanut butter chips. Oh, and a bag of cotton balls. Also, a few packages of shortening sticks.
Thank you.
Matt:Mmmnnnn... Cotton ball cookies!
Me: Hmm, yeah, I guess I should've saved that one for the end of my list, huh?
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
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