They've replaced the tampon/pad dispensers in the women's restrooms at work. Now there isn't anywhere to put your quarter. You pull the knob, and the item of your choice flies out. I see you with that blank stare - yeah you. Don't you realize what I'm saying? FREE TAMPONS. Sheesh.
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
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