They've replaced the tampon/pad dispensers in the women's restrooms at work. Now there isn't anywhere to put your quarter. You pull the knob, and the item of your choice flies out. I see you with that blank stare - yeah you. Don't you realize what I'm saying? FREE TAMPONS. Sheesh.
Jingle Bell Shocks
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*Stockings around the Christmas tree*
*Look so bad that your jaw drops.*
*Once he got a good look at them*
*Santa Claus went into shock.*
*Who comes up...


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