I had bad dreams last night, which I suspect were spawned by PBS' election coverage. I was completely heartbroken this morning after waking from a dream about Matt. I found out that he was sleeping with Penelope Cruz on the side! When I got upset, he told me that I needed to learn to share. Apparently we lived with his mother, and she didn't make me feel much better. She said, "Yes, he probably shouldn't have had his other friend over when you were home, but really, you should calm down, dear."
Wine smoothies for breakfast, anyone?
The Power Of Suggestive
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Attention Parents: Today's post contain adult humor - albeit extremely
*childish* adult humor.
You know how it goes: you see something, you choke back a...
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