Disclaimer: No, I'm not trying to copy this post.
Saturday morning I'm dreaming that I'm brushing my teeth. I spit a huge bubbly wad of saliva all over my pillow.
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
4 comments:
at least you didn't dream you were going pee....
at least you didn't dream you were going pee...or eating a large marshmallow and your pillow was GONE when you woke up
ok I just made the comment twice because I thought the first one didn"t work.
Never mind.
I really don"t care if you dreamed you went pee
:)
Ha! For that, I published *all 3*. ;>
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