Me: A black man just told me that I was "Juicy". From now on, I only respond to "Badonkachu".
Me: Badonkachu loves you!
Nick: Man Bear love you!
A Cake Wrecks Correspondence - *"A Typical Day Of John Checking E-Mail" * Dear [REDACTED], Thank you for choosing Cake Wrecks for such an important occasion! I'd be delighted to offer...