Me: A black man just told me that I was "Juicy". From now on, I only respond to "Badonkachu".
Me: Badonkachu loves you!
Nick: Man Bear love you!
Dirty-Minded Decorators - Aw, look at the sweet cake for Sarah-Maude's second birthday: [squinting] Although, those balloons look a little odd, don't they? Let's take a closer ...