I have a tendency to come up with very convincing arguments for staying in bed when I'm half asleep. These arguments make perfect sense during that brief moment it takes to press "snooze", and they make for very entertaining reflection once fully upright. This is the progressive conversation I had with myself this morning; No joke:
6:35am: "They prefer it when I don't get up until 7:15." Snooze.
7:14am: "My alarm cycle won't coincide with 7:15. I'll wait until 7:20, because I have to make sure that I get up on an even 5 minute mark." Snooze.
7:20am (fully upright): "Who the hell are 'They' and why would they care if I get up before 7:15???"
I swear to god I must have been abducted by aliens at some point.
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