The other day I was part of a conversation about the benefits/downfalls of dating someone who is religious, when you're not. Someone piped up that they had dated a Mormon once. I thought to myself, "Wow, I think this guy takes the corruption cake with that one." Then I thought further..."Wait. You're gay."
So when do you suppose it hit the other guy? "No matter how much I pray; No matter how many goats I sacrifice, I'm never getting my planet back."
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
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