The other day I was part of a conversation about the benefits/downfalls of dating someone who is religious, when you're not. Someone piped up that they had dated a Mormon once. I thought to myself, "Wow, I think this guy takes the corruption cake with that one." Then I thought further..."Wait. You're gay."
So when do you suppose it hit the other guy? "No matter how much I pray; No matter how many goats I sacrifice, I'm never getting my planet back."
New Discoveries in the Animal Kingdom
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I believe that all new scientific discoveries should be announced via cake,
don't you?
[pushing back glasses and consulting clipboard] Ladies and gentlem...


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