The other day I was part of a conversation about the benefits/downfalls of dating someone who is religious, when you're not. Someone piped up that they had dated a Mormon once. I thought to myself, "Wow, I think this guy takes the corruption cake with that one." Then I thought further..."Wait. You're gay."
So when do you suppose it hit the other guy? "No matter how much I pray; No matter how many goats I sacrifice, I'm never getting my planet back."
In The Not-So-Distant Future...
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*Greetings. I am Siri3000, your automated cake decorator. How may I help
you?*
"Siri, I need a cake."
*dingding*
*I am programmed with 12 billion differ...


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