The other day I was part of a conversation about the benefits/downfalls of dating someone who is religious, when you're not. Someone piped up that they had dated a Mormon once. I thought to myself, "Wow, I think this guy takes the corruption cake with that one." Then I thought further..."Wait. You're gay."
So when do you suppose it hit the other guy? "No matter how much I pray; No matter how many goats I sacrifice, I'm never getting my planet back."
ABBA-Tastic
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"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"
("Cue music!")
*If they change their MINDS!*
*Pipe on thick white lines.*
*Wait, ...


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