Tonight At The Lucky Stardust Lounge - *"You... are... so beautiful..." * *"...to me." * *"Thank you. Thank you very much." * [Leaning on piano] *"You... are... soooo beautiful..." * *"....
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Making the world uncomfortable, one colleague at a time.
If one of your coworkers asks how you're doing today, and you, being the funny person that you are, say "Well, I'm not wearing underwear, so I'm sure it will be a fantastic day!", and said coworker doesn't immediately start laughing, it would be a good time to start apologizing and offering to buy lunch.