Text message conversation which took place at 730am:
Nick: Good morning sleepy face! I love you! Don't forget to get up!
Me: I'm already on the bus!
Nick: Whoa! Who are you???
Me: I'm "Get To Work On Time Girl". My superpower is fastest shower west of the Mississippi.
Dial-A-Wreck - Remember how we all loved the game "Telephone" in kindergarten? Well, add in a cake, and the fun never stops! This order was for a "black high heel": *(...