The Apostrophe Is Silent
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*(ATTN PARENTS: This post contains material somewhat "adult" in nature.)*
Once upon a time there was a girl named Amber.
Amber decided that school was no...
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
"I want to fall apart slower than anyone!"
On the bus ride home yesterday, I overheard an older woman conversing with someone. "I want to live to 130. Maybe longer!" Until this point, I had never realized the importance of one's lower teeth. As this woman spoke, her tongue kept rolling right out of her mouth. I had to wonder if this was a result of her missing lower teeth, or just lack of interest in controlling her tongue.
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