Be Afraid. Be VERY Afraid.
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And now…
*An entire post of Halloween puns!*
That's right, my friends. Brace yourself... *for the pain*.
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*What do you call trendy ghost detectives?...
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
"I want to fall apart slower than anyone!"
On the bus ride home yesterday, I overheard an older woman conversing with someone. "I want to live to 130. Maybe longer!" Until this point, I had never realized the importance of one's lower teeth. As this woman spoke, her tongue kept rolling right out of her mouth. I had to wonder if this was a result of her missing lower teeth, or just lack of interest in controlling her tongue.
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