IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD
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I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.
I'm just not sure WHAT.
Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! *What is it?* What's wrong?
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I'm sure they were only there as a convenience...in case someone forgot they needed to pick up an accessory for their child's sheriff outfit. :)
Yeah, cuz if I were shopping for condoms, my kids would be forefront on my mind...
Of course they would! You gotta remember, some people are slow learners. They may have just figured out how those sheriff wannabes came into existence!It's the only thing that really makes any sense!
LOL
I still think that the condoms should be right at the front register with the other impulse items. That way I can pick up some Slim Jim, a TV Guide, some connies, and one of those astrological rolls to see if I'll need one of the condoms
You're absolutely right! And I totally plan to read my horoscope more often now that I'm single...there's nothing more depressing than having expired condoms.
Speaking as a man who reads comics, watches cartoons, and loves the cold cereal, I can safely say condoms have loooooong expiration dates... Thank God. I only have to buy like... a pack a year.
Gives me more money to spend on comic books and Grandmas Animal Cookies with the pink and white frosting. Mmmmm
hey kim, it's Michelle!!!
if you ask me?... not that you did... I think they were just trying to show those old stuffy pants an idea. Cause the real freaks get their condoms at the porno shops with the lube and other accessories!!! As far as those exp dates; they sure can ruin a mood!!! I had to stop in the middle of a HOT night due to exp dates!!! DARN those things!!!
Miss and love you lots!!!!
Michelle
My other sister, Michelle, everyone. Isn't she charming?
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