She's such a nutjob. She hates Easter. And Russians. No, she didn't tell me all of this in the same conversation, but she may as well have for all the sense it makes. I have no idea why she hates Easter and Russians - I didn't bother asking. If I had asked, I would have to hear more of her Crazy.
I spent $20 on chocolate and red wine today. Is it time to go home yet???
My Naughty Valentine
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*NOTE:* Mildly suggestive humor ahead - so get your kids to explain it if
you have any trouble.
*NOTE THE SECOND*: I'M KIDDING. Clear the area of innocen...


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