Most of you know me as a pretty calm individual. The other day? The other day I completely lost my shit over the Tupperware cabinet. I'm not even kidding. I had a container, but no friggin' lid! Nick finally came in when he'd heard enough of The Throwing of The Containers, and has promised to find a solution for me.
Honey? Where's my solution already???!!!???
You Don't Know Jack
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*Once Upon A Time...*
...there was a boy named Jack:
...who used a lot of sunblock.
Jack lived with his mother in "The Hovel by the Phallic Fountain...


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