H: John and I were having a discussion about the definition of a "Betty" yesterday.
Me: And what did you come up with?
H: Gwen Stefani and Missy Elliott would be Betties. Britney Spears? Not so much.
Me: So, what's the definition?
H: Y'know, a girl who's tough. Someone who's not afraid to take care of themselves.
Me: A girl who's not afraid to smoke a cigar?
H: Exactly.
Me: I wonder if I could be considered a Betty? At least an Up-and-coming Betty, maybe.
H: Definitely. You're the best kind of Betty. You're a Betty who cooks.
The Hunt Is Over
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*SHOT THROUGH THE HEART*
[knowing smirk]
*And you're to blame!*
*Wreckers, you give love*
*A BAD NAME.*
*How did this start?*
*They look all...
2 comments:
Heard of Betty Rubble? The quintessential girl next door? The one who is hot, yet at the same time, attainable?
That's a Betty.
I thought it might be a Betty Paige reference...
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