1. If you take an infant to a movie theatre, you are a bad parent.
2. If you let and infant cry through the entire movie, you are a bad movie-goer.
3. If you take a toddler to a horror movie when they are old enough to understand the images on the screen, you are even worse.
Wet, Flappy, & Thoroughly Stewed
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If the kids ask, April just got a new bottle of shampoo.
**flap flap flap**
Take note, everyone: "Yoth!" is the new 40.
Be sure to adjust your birthday...
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