1. If you take an infant to a movie theatre, you are a bad parent.
2. If you let and infant cry through the entire movie, you are a bad movie-goer.
3. If you take a toddler to a horror movie when they are old enough to understand the images on the screen, you are even worse.
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
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