Overheard conversation involving two girls walking down the street:
G1: Man! My skin is totally falling off from the sunburn I got last weekend!
G2: Really? You should do what I do. I never peel after a burn.
G1: Wow...What's that?
G2: Well, I always use aloe vera.
G2: Okay, so, during the first few days, when the burn is really bad? You want to cover yourself in aloe in the morning and at night. Or twice a day or whatever, kay?
G2: Then, after the burn has gone down a bit, you only do the aloe thing in the morning, or just less than twice a day.
G2: So, that's what I do, y'know?
Overheard conversation involving a man on the bus and no one else:
Man: Y'know what that Krispy Kreme ought to do?
Man: They should get a sign; one of those signs like McDonald's got, that says how many hamburgers they've sold.
Man: They sell over a billion donuts a year, y'know?
Man: That's a lot of donuts.
Man: They're not even that good!
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