My daily routine consists of receiving calls from restaurants with facilities issues...Anything from plumbing to air conditioning problems. If it can fall apart, they call me about it. I generally try to do basic troubleshooting over the phone (don't touch the blue wire), and if we can't fix it, I dispatch a technician to go take a look. I was perusing through some old calls, and I came across this one:
Plumbing - Women's restroom sink ripped off the wall. Store saw a man and a woman enter the bathroom, then heard a loud crash shortly thereafter. No water leaks.
My New Favorite Wedding Cake
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Roses are red,
Butterflies are blue,
Um...
Pardon me, but are those *sperm* on your wedding cake?
*Poem Option #2:*
*The cake that keeps giving,and...
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